Crudity and tastelessness

[chrisvenus]

The toothless vampire's drinking fountain as a new phrase for a woman having the painter's in.

And yes, I did warn you that it was crude and tasteless and objectionable to all women and some men. I bet most women I know read it anyway though. Bloody women (err... no pun intended). :)

Comments

[rich-redcap.livejournal.com]

excellent stuff mate!!! i thinkm that's funny :)

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[chrisvenus]

I thought it was the sort of thing you'd like. :)

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[rich-redcap.livejournal.com]

you know me sooo well, that or i'm that obvious

[nevecat.livejournal.com]

Nah, if you want tasteless jokes about that time of the month, you need them told properly...

Now, how does it go?

*puts on storytelling hat*

Three vampires walk into a pub. "Pint of blood!" the first orders. "Um...sorry...we don't serve blood here..." says the barman, looking a little bemused. The vampire looks unimpressed, then shrugs and orders a pint of beer.

The second, showing classic refusal to accept defeat, approaching the bar. "A...Pint...Of...Blood!" he enunciates slowly and loudly, flashing his fangs at the barman, who by now is looking a little nervous. "Sorry...we don't *serve* blood here..." says the barman, wishing he'd worn a rollneck jumper. The vampire rolls his eyes, curses in a suitably gothic manner, and orders a beer.

The third approaches the bar, smiling pleasantly at the barman. "Pint of water please."

The other two turn to him, nursing their pints, and begin to jeer at the lightweight for ordering water - who pulls out a used tampon. "Haven't you ever heard of teabags?"

*grins*

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*groans*

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not offended.

But I was confused for a while cause I've ever heard of it being referred to as a woman "having the painters in".

I always preferred 'the crimson tide', myself.