Random flash game...

[chrisvenus]

I've just been pointed at a silly time wasting game.

http://chrisvenus.mybrute.com/

Go there and fight my awesome martial arts warrior. And its a pyramid scheme so the more people that go there and fight me (and thus become my pupils) the more XP I get. So even if just curious go have a fight so I can have a dojo full of warriors. ;)

Comments

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's a pyramid scheme, is it?

Hmmmmm...

[chrisvenus]

Yeah... http://jesper.nu.mybrute.com/cellule seems to be a good idea of the sbuse you can get from this fact... Level 68 with 14 victories and 21159 students... I considered it but decided it was cheap. :)

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

I hope Jesper.nu is very pleased with himself. Idiot.

[wimble.livejournal.com]

I'll see your mighty club, and stab-stab-stabbity-stab you to defeat!

[chrisvenus]

Damn. Did I by any chance miss a lot with my big club? I have been known to one shot people with it...

[wimble.livejournal.com]

It was a very scary big club. But yes, it missed. Or I dodged.

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, you fell foul of my big chopper. As so many have!

[wimble.livejournal.com]

I did. I notice that we're no longer getting xp for successfully defending. Oh well, maybe I'll go looking for easier prey outside Chris' dojo.

[chrisvenus]

I hadn't noticed you got XP for any fight that you didn't initiate... Clearly I fail at paying attention. ;-)

[wimble.livejournal.com]

It might have only been at level one. Or not at all :)

I'd just figured that is was worth keeping the fights "in house" so that at least one of your minions was getting xp, and you'd get more from them levelling.

I may be over thinking this ;-)

[wimble.livejournal.com]

I'm going off you, you know.

http://wimble.mybrute.com/fight/147137347

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

You might want to shake up your tactics a little -- there's no XPs for killing dogs, you know.

[wimble.livejournal.com]

I can't get to the horse you rode in on...

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Bwahaahahah!

And, in other fights, Chris, you suck :(

[chrisvenus]

I was fighting you and undyingking just to see if I could post with the line "So, the pupil has beaten the master" or some such cheesy kung fu film line as that. I just keep winning though... ;-) I did like the fight I just had with you as both of us pull out weapons, use them once and throw them away to get out a new, bigger weapon. :)

[chrisvenus]

Oh, and you should be worried about my alt/apprentice. She has a hammer which seems to be one of the most awesome weapons ever...

http://chirama.mybrute.com/fight/176073511 - instagib!!

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I reached the "OK, this is getting quite boring now" stage a few days ago... pity, it could have been quite an effective social thing with a bit more effort.

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

That seems most unfair: you had a big club, and I only had a shield :-(

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that vital piece of information ;-)

[chrisvenus]

Yeah... it does seem a bit unbalanced at first... I'm sure you'll get some awesome stuff after a few more fights... ;-)

[evath.livejournal.com]

You just beat off my biggusdikkus!

[chrisvenus]

Ooo-errr!!! ;-)

[evath.livejournal.com]

In your pants!

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

I can't fight you since I'm apparently sleepy.

Also, I'm a pupil of Sulien, so you don't get any XP from that, either! ;-P

[chrisvenus]

I clearly missed her advertising of her fighter. I'll try and beat you up tomorrow then... Or are you scary?

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

No, not at all scary!

Well OK, I utterly mashed one opponent by pulling out a quarterstaff and then beating their dog to a pulp and then parrying all their attacks and repeatedly hitting them in the face.

But apart from that one fight, I've only won against a couple of complete wusses.

[chrisvenus]

I killed somebody's dog too. I am clearly a right git who wants to kill people's pets before I kill them. :)

[wimble.livejournal.com]

wtf?

http://wimble.mybrute.com/fight/185420063

[chrisvenus]

wow... you was owned!!!

;-)

[chrisvenus]

For what its worth this is how to deal with pets...

http://chrisvenus.mybrute.com/fight/185438004

(I thought I was going to get owned in that fight though, I have to admit).

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Cute. I like the bit where he ran into your club at the end.

It wasn't so much "I was pwned", as first being surprised by two pets. And the fact that one of them was so f'ng big and hairy!

I guess all the powerups are not created equal!

[chrisvenus]

hell no...

Check out the hammer for example...

http://chirama.mybrute.com/fight/176073511
http://chirama.mybrute.com/fight/176069961

Chirama is my second fighter and just owns because the hammer does devastating damage much luck the club but the club seems to have a much higher miss chance.

the number of times I've been in trouble and then whipped out the hammer for a one shot victory is... well, a fair few... Chirama has a nice set of powerups I feel. :)