Embarrassing stories about joe_smoke

[chrisvenus]

This is irrelevant really for those that don't know joe_smoke but very important for the rest of you. Joe has finally recognised a fundamental truth and asked me to be the Best Man at his wedding. Originally thinking this was just a compliment I said "Of course I'll be the best man". Then it turns out that I have to do things like speeches too.

Now, it is traditional to embarrass the groom a little in the best man speech and to save me from wracking my brains for things worthy of mention (though don't worry, joe, I have a few things in mind to mention already) I thought I'd ask his friends to help me out here... :)

I've screened all comments to avoid spoiling the speech, and to make sure Joe doesn't have time to mount a defence, so feel free to say anything you want to. I will be attempting to verify the stories (unless they are really funny) to make sure the embarrassment is all genuine. :)

Right. And now I've left you to do some of my work I can start worrying about the stag party...

Comments

[chains-of-irony.livejournal.com]

Aaaawww!! You're his best man that is so, so cute!!

I don't know any embarassing stories about Joe, so having said my piece I shall shuffle away feeling unhelpful...

[chrisvenus]

Why's that so cute?

*pout*