Pub Crawl

Well, tonight is the RPGSoc pub crawl. My prediction is this:

1) After a couple of creally crappy days at work I am going to decide to get pleasantly drunk.
2) I'm goign to go home, get ready and *maybe* hve dinner and maybe just faff around deciding there is no feed I feel like and thus have nothing.
3) I'm going to get to the first pub late and attempt to down a pint of something. Its going to work and go straight to my head and I'll be tipsy by the time we hit pub 2.
4) Another pint in pub 2 is going to go down well but I'm not going to have time to finish it by the time pub 3 is called. I'm going to down it and feel even more tipsy.
5) Pub 3 and pub 4 are interchangeable. One will be much the same as pub 2, the other will see me skipping a drink to let the other ones pass on a bit. End of pub 4 I'll be feeling really quite tipsy.
6) Pub 5 will be another drink and by this time I'll probably be quite drunk and making an arse of myself.
7) Pub 6 will be another drink which will see me on my back. I don't drink often these days so it really won't be hard for me to get that drunk.
8) Get confused a lot, attempt to stagger to wherever other people go. Get lost, get confused, attempt to get home, fall asleep in the parl.

The above might change if I decided to do something silly like going for a short instead of a pint in some of the pubs. After all, volume of liquid is the big problem, right?

Oh, and 7 and 8 will probably be the stages where I will do all the things that I will, in the morning, really wish I hadn't. At the time they will seem like the best plan ever. In the morning I will not want to show my face to the world again.

I should probably try to not drink too much at the pub crawl, for the state of my finances at least. But that sort of planning never comes to anything. I will take more than enough money to get me drinks in all the pubs and buy some for other people when I get the urge. I'll do a lot of things that I already know I shouldn't and it will be like most other pub crawls really.

Anyway, that saves me from having to write about the pub crawl afterwards. I can now just fill in the blanks. :) Well, once somebody has filled them in for me anyway. :)

So that's my tonight (I think). Its a bad plan but its the only one I have. :)

WIlliam Burroughs

For the benefit of kissifa mainly. Listening to a CD called "Spare Ass Annie and other tales" I thought of Fight the cuteness. For an example of some of the stuff on it that particularly made me think of her see http://www.hyperreal.org/wsb/asshole.html.

Very similar styles I thought. I might be able to borrow the CD if you want me to, Jen. Its owned by a workmate...

Of course, I'll probably find that you love him and know all his work alreayd in whcih case I'll just get my coat and hope that others enjoyed the link. :)