WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS

[chrisvenus]

Like it says in the subject. Will fix computers for sexual favours. Worryingly this sort of thing actually works.

http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp tells teh story of a man who advertised just such a thing and had "an overwhelming number of responses".

I'm curious as to who actually responds to those sorts of adverts. Do note though his "no men" rule. I apply that one too.

So yeah, will fix computers for sexual favours. Anybody? No, didn't think so.

Comments

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

actually, my housemate can't connect to our wireless network...

[chrisvenus]

I am happy to come round and help if you want. I'll hopefully see you at some point over the weekend in some ou3fs capacity and you can explain more then. Like for example, who will be paying. :)

[sebastienne.livejournal.com]

well he's male and i'm a lesbian so i think we might have to persuade laurie...

[chrisvenus]

Sounds like we almost have a plan. :)

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

when do these meeting things happen?

[chrisvenus]

go look at ou3fs which will get all of the discussions on meetings and stuff. Its fairly ad hoc rather than set times each week.

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

[raises eyebrow to consider] Well, my laptop does need the soundjack port fixed so I can plug speakers into it once more... how are you with hardware?

[chrisvenus]

What needs fixing about it OOI? I'm not great at hardware but I'm always willing to try.

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

It's internal damage to female bit, quite literally I've managed to break the contacts from the plastic holding it in place so all my contacts are screwed and out of place.
Last person I asked about it said, that since it's a laptop, it's most likely attached to the harddrive itself and in order to replace it I may have to replace the whole system. So... screw that, if i can't get it fixed on the cheap, I'll save for a new one and keep the old as a travel'bot.

[evath.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a job of just re-soldering it to the Motherboard. Depends how easy the laptop is to get in since, which depends on the model. Probably easier just to skip the foreplay.

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly, but since I am a cowardly software centered helper monkey, I am too fearful to pry open my laptop. [chuckles] So in return for the advice, would you like some mild flirtation, or will you take my eternal gratitude and an empty sack?

[evath.livejournal.com]

I obviously couldn't request any flirtation due previously mentioned fiancee ;)

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

Very well, may your days be gloried with an e-empty sack.

[evath.livejournal.com]

I'd do you, but my future wife might complain!

[chrisvenus]

I'll fix her computer for her as well if you want. :)

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

SPECIAL OFFER!

CHRIS will fix your broken computer for sexual favours!

KISSIFA will break your computer for the webcam rights!

[chrisvenus]

*grin*

[monarda-if.livejournal.com]

Wait! I know how to fix computers too...

[chrisvenus]

Hey! No advertising on my journal! Do it on your own!

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

So do I, for that matter! Well, sometimes. If it's viruses and spyware and so on.

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Mmm - there are lots of women who enjoy sex, not as part of a relationship, and if they can engage in that while getting their computer fixed at the same time then they must regard it as a win-win situation.

Confidence is a big turn-on, I believe. "No, didn't think so." won't do the trick, something about being very good both with computers and in bed may be enough. Getting convincing references may be tricky, though.

I am surprised that we haven't heard about anyone either (male and homosexual) or bisexual making the same offer, though.

[taimatsu]

Do you fix Macintoshes? Because if so, we can haggle over the definition of 'sexual favour'. <pred>yes yes macs aren't computers yes yes</pred>

[chrisvenus]

No. I don't fix macs. They are computers but they're crap ones that I don't know how to use. :) (and yes, the definition's there are almost certainly reversed)