Alchemical potions

[chrisvenus]

Not usually one for tests but I was told I should post this. And I reckon I should.

Everybody else was getting wussy potions but quisalan and I manage the pinacle of alchemical research. We have formed a potion that protects the user from death. A constant supply of this and you will be immortal.

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
quisalanium is a milky, pasty magenta gel created from the flesh of a prickly-pear cactus.
Mixing chrisvenusium with quisalanium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque opalescent potion which gives the user protection from death.
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I'm sure if anybody else mixed with me it would give kick ass results.

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
Mix with chrisvenus! Username:
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Comments

Not bad

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
bateleurium is an opaque, oily lavender liquid gleaned from the lungs of a vampire.
Mixing chrisvenusium with bateleurium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky red potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.
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Re: Not bad

[chrisvenus]

See? I'm a kick ass alchemical ingredient. :)

Though I do like the source of bateleurium. :)

Re: Not bad

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

There's something disturbingly appropriate about that.

Re: Not bad

[quisalan.livejournal.com]

Considering that Chris always used to use Death related /nicks on IRC, and Quisalan was nearly a Phoenix name, there's something disturbingly appropriate about our on too... :)

Ooooh, pwetty!

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

Mixing lanfykinsium with bateleurium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy gold potion which gives the user the power of invisibility.

[nevecat.livejournal.com]

Ah, but can you be more violently PINK than me?

(Oh, and I get protection from evil, so ner ;)

The Potion Maker
nevecatium is a milky, pasty magenta gel drawn from the eyeballs of a wildcat.
nevecatium is a milky, pasty magenta gel drawn from the eyeballs of a wildcat.
Mixing nevecatium with nevecatium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque fuchsia potion which gives the user protection from evil.
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[easternpromise.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but me and Chris combined give the power of death-defying Matrix-esque feats!

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
astorisium is a translucent, fine maroon powder distilled from the belly of a whale.
Mixing chrisvenusium with astorisium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy white potion which gives the user the power of dodging bullets.
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Pink, eh?

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

Snap! Apparently...

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
kissifarium is a milky, runny puce gel made from the flesh of a Jabberwocky.
Mixing chrisvenusium with kissifarium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque fuchsia potion which gives the user protection from evil.
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A consumation devoutly to be wished

[elethiomel.livejournal.com]

The Potion Maker
winterthingium is a cloudy, crumbly green solid gleaned from the sap of a twisted pine tree.
quisalanium is a milky, pasty magenta gel created from the flesh of a prickly-pear cactus.
Mixing winterthingium with quisalanium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent tan potion which gives the user the power of summoning lightning.
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Re: A consumation devoutly to be wished

[quisalan.livejournal.com]

Now that's just cool :)

[windzswept.livejournal.com]

invisability?

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
windzsweptium is a cloudy, lumpy brown solid drawn from the feet of a golem that eats a stunted oak.
Mixing chrisvenusium with windzsweptium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent gold potion which gives the user the power of invisibility.
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[malakite.livejournal.com]

Should people worry?

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
Malakitenium is an opaque, thin peach liquid derived from the leaves of a burning bush.
Mixing chrisvenusium with Malakitenium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky sky blue potion which gives the user protection from death.
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[venta.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm afraid I refuse to mix with you at all, as apparently we'd go beige :(

How dull.

You make quite a few death defying potions chris

[luciefoulston.livejournal.com]

The Potion Maker
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
luciefoulstonium is an opaque, viscous opalescent liquid pulled from the brain of a phoenix.
Mixing chrisvenusium with luciefoulstonium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky peach potion which gives the user protection from death.
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[eggmaster.livejournal.com]

The Potion Maker
eggmasterium is a cloudy, lumpy amber solid culled from the flower of a lily of the valley.
chrisvenusium is a milky, runny ochre gel distilled from the heart of a bat.
Mixing eggmasterium with chrisvenusium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent aquamarine potion which gives the user the power of superhuman strength.
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Foreshadoeing of our V2 partnerships perhaps?

[chrisvenus]

*grin* Makes sense, doesn't it? :)