Polar bears win again!

[chrisvenus]

In a not so recent news story it appears that a polar bear and a nuclear submarine, one of the biggest in the world, had a fight. The polar bear did, of course, win.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/WorldNewsTonight/polarbear030530.html
or
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/top/story/0,4136,26603-1054569540,00.html

The judgement of vicotry had to be based on points since both participants were able to walk away at the end of the fight but the polar bear had damaged its opponent while remaining entirely healthy, and, according to some reports was looking for dinner during this fight. No seals appeared but the rudder of the submarine provided a reasonable snack.

Hmmm... need a polar bear picture for my LJ icons, I think... And therefore a paid account so I can have more userpics. :)

Comments

[nevecat.livejournal.com]

The submarine was able to walk after the fight? Bonus points to the polar bear for the mystic healer thang ;)

[chrisvenus]

*rolls eyes* You know what I mean. I felt I should use that choice of words since saying that the submarine sank after the fight might give the wrong impression and make me sound biased. :)

I was also amused to note that a US military website reported that there was no damage to the submarine. Sounds like a cover up to me... Maybe the submarine really *did* sink to the bottom of the waves. AFter all, if the US military are claiming "Submarine 1 Polar bear 0" then what else are they lying about?