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[chrisvenus]

Following on from krystyna's fabulous link in her journal (REs it here) and after a discussion last night I thought I'd dredge up this url:

http://www.people.memphis.edu/~mbodary/badapps.html

might I particularly recommend the tale of Sven "spanky" Massacre, the garou who was spanked into a two week coma... Yeah, it does sound weird. Just look at:
http://www.people.memphis.edu/~mbodary/badapp12.html

They have me laughing out loud at my desk.