I don't do these often but this one I felt a need to do and post results because I thoroughly enjoyed it and it made me laugh lots. I reckon everybody should know what sort of heffalump they are. :) I had to change the original HTML slightly because it seemed to break a bit first time round. The guilty suspect will get to see what he has done soon though... :) For those also suffering problems on LJ I think it is probably a stylesheet clash or something and I swapped the background and color values in the first div tag to get it working better. (ie <div style="background: #000000; color: #ffffff">). ON further invesigation just remove the style tag entirely might be safest. I'll submit a bug report and it should get fixed in the latest release. :)