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Well, it seems that somethings broken. All my valentine's day cards and messages seem yet to turn up. I'm sure its the oxford postal system, people being unable to find my address or my e-mail being unreliable or something. Still, e-mail should be fine now and if not you can always send me your messages of love, lust or just to poke fun at me here on livejournal.

I may send out some of my own at some point if I get time to do something interestingly creative. There are a few people out there though, some of whom know who they are, who could consider themselves to get a virtual bunch of flowers with an appropriate message along the lines of "shame you're (attached/gay/of the opinion that you'd rather date an uruk-hai)" (that covers most people I fancy I think).

That'll do as a stopgap anyway. See you all soon. Oh, and tonight's plans should involve Horizon followed by intrusion for a bit.

Happy Valentine's Day

Date: 2006-02-14 09:39 am (UTC)
ext_20269: (Disney cheshire cat)
From: [identity profile] annwfyn.livejournal.com
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See! You do get flowers!

OK, my newfound acceptance of Valentine's Day may be getting out of hand now...

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Date: 2006-02-14 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
*mutters* uruk-hai are sexy

Re: Happy Valentine's Day

Date: 2006-02-14 09:54 am (UTC)
ext_20269: (harley quinn)
From: [identity profile] annwfyn.livejournal.com
Phew. Thank god for that.

I was worried for a second.

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Date: 2006-02-14 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
I just like monsters - I'm a freak!

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snow-leopard.livejournal.com
Huge Valentines Day *hugs*!!!!

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com
Are you my husband in disguise?

<peers closely>

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
Can't be! *points at icon*

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melsner.livejournal.com
Dude, it takes a while for cards to travel across the Atlantic!

Happy St Cyril's Day!

Date: 2006-02-14 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com


St Cyril was born in Thessalonika, Greece, in 827. Along with his brother, he converted the Slavs to Christianity, partly by his policy of always celebrating Mass in the Slavonic language, a practice which earned him the enmity of the German clergy. He also translated all the liturgical books into Slavonic, inventing and using the alphabet that still bears his name. He died on February 14th, 869.

St Cyril is the patron saint of Europe and of ecumenicism.


Incidentally, as well as the obvious things, St Valentine appears to be the patron saint of epilepsy and plague. You what?

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com
Hmm. Point; he doesn't wear pink ;)

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
Which part of "in disguise" do you not get ?

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com
I'm too trusting and innocent for all this skulduggery!

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Date: 2006-02-14 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monarda-if.livejournal.com
As a wise man said,
"Fighting Uruk-Hai" is one of the funniest phrases in the English language. Why? Because its very existence demands the existence of OTHER types of Uruk-Hai. Surrendering Uruk-Hai. All-Singing-All-Dancing Uruk-Hai. Cooking Dinner Uruk-Hai. In my head, Saruman the White sits in Orthanc with a collection of Uruk-Hai that rivals the smurfs, with every Uruk-Hai having its own task.

Leading inexorably to scenes like,
Saruman: So, can I have some eggs instead?
Butlering Uruk-Hai: I'll ask the Cooking Uruk-Hai sir. (leaves, comes back) Uh sir...
Saruman: What's that smell?
Butlering Uruk-Hai: Cooking Uruk-Hai, sir.
Saruman: Is it.
Butlering Uruk-Hai: Sorry sir, but the Uruk-Hai are terribly obedient. And literal.

And since it's Valentine's Day,
Saruman: Did I really actually make Sexing Uruk-Hai?
Butlering Uruk-Hai: Yes, sir. Some of the Breeding Uruk-Hai were most insistent about it.
Saruman: I don't remember making Breeding Uruk-Hai.
Butlering Uruk-Hai: I think it was last month sir, after you stepped in that pile of Crapping Uruk-Hai dung, and remarked something about the fu-
Saruman: I get the point.

From here (http://d-fuses.livejournal.com/33316.html)

My lame excuse: The shops were shut...

Date: 2006-02-14 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metame.livejournal.com
Link to Arab News

A very short piece to justify how I didn't get you any roses. Worth it for the line "favorite target of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice" alone.

Re: Happy St Cyril's Day!

Date: 2006-02-14 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timlagor.livejournal.com
well that could be interesting for metame...

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Date: 2006-02-14 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO

THANK YOU! You just made my day!

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Date: 2006-02-14 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melsner.livejournal.com
Oops. You mean the doves didn't make it?

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Date: 2006-02-14 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*mwah* You're great. Thanks for the fun things. ;)

(Yes, yes, I know my IP address is being logged. I just like the frisson of pseudo-anonymity, because I'm kinky like that.)

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Date: 2006-02-15 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quisalan.livejournal.com
*cracks up*

Thank you :)

That made me laugh a lot :)

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Date: 2006-02-16 12:20 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You're not on the *wrong* lines exactly. Back up a bit. (I'm highly amused. If you do guess, though, drop me a line in private.)

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